What would Friday be without a chance to fib?
Come up with the best whoppers you can to the following questions and share them with the world 🙂
What is in your left shoe?
2. What did the tooth fairy leave you on their last visit?
A complete set of dentures
3. What is your favorite soup?
“Soup of the evening……beautiful soup” from Alice in Wonderland.
4. What goes best with chocolate cake?
A big apetite
5. What is the strangest thing you have found in your yard?
6. What is the moon made out of?
The darkest dark chocolate.
7. What is the real reason Pluto is not a planet?
Because it’s a dog. Never seen Walt Disney’s Mickey and Goofy cartoons ? Pluto is Goofy’s dog.
8. Why do rabbits hop instead of walk?
They love to play “Hop scotch” all the time.
9. Where was the last place you lost your car?
A car show.
10. What was the last thing you borrowed?
11. What is the black pearl?
An ordinary white pearl during a power cut.
12. Twilight wasn’t about vampires, what was it really about?
Sappy teen romance.
13. Cats and dogs really don’t hate each other, what do they do when we’re not looking?
Secretly plotting against humans so that they can take over the world Animal Farm style.
14. What do fish do all day in their tanks?
Work out, in the hope that it will change them into mrmaids one day. (We humans are under the same misapprehension.
15. What are stars saying when they twinkle?
“ It’s your turn to take out the trash.”
Written for Fibbing Friday , April 12, 2019.